My Own rendition of "The Twelve Days Of Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
A pledge not to raise tuition fees.

On the second day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees.

On the third day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees


On the fourth day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me

Four useless Liberal manifestos
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me

Five golden broken Promises

Four useless Liberal manifestos
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
Six Tory Duck Houses,
Five golden broken Promises

Four useless Liberal manifestos
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
Seven Lib Dems a-drowning,
Six Tory Duck Houses,
Five golden broken Promises

Four useless Liberal manifestos
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees


On the eighth day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
Eight Lib Dem MPs a-sulking,
Seven Lib Dems a-drowning,
Six Tory Duck Houses,
Five golden broken Promises

Four useless Liberal manifestos
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
Nine Liberals a-crying,
Eight Lib Dem MPs a-sulking,
Seven Lib Dems a-drowning,
Six Tory Duck Houses,
Five golden broken Promises

Four useless Liberal manifestos
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
Ten Tory lords a-tax dodging,
Nine Liberals a-crying,
Eight Lib Dem MPs a-sulking,
Seven Lib Dems a-drowning,
Six Tory Duck Houses,
Five golden broken Promises

Four useless Liberal manifestos
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
Eleven Liars Lying,
Ten Tory lords a-tax dodging,
Nine Liberals a-crying,
Eight Lib Dem MPs a-sulking,
Seven Lib Dems a-drowning,
Six Tory Duck Houses,
Five golden broken Promises

Four useless Liberal manifestos
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Nick Clegg sent to me
Twelve Lib Dems resigning,
Eleven Liars Lying,
Ten Tory lords a-tax dodging,
Nine Liberals a-crying,
Eight Lib Dem MPs a-sulking,
Seven Lib Dems a-drowning,
Six Tory Duck Houses,
Five golden broken Promises

Four useless Liberal manifestos
Three thousand extra police,
2 copies of the “new politics“,
And a pledge not to raise tuition fees